Drunksts Latest Victim! (Perez Hilton)

As we have chronicled in depth, Kiki Drunksts vagina has been overheated this past month! Shes surrendered the pink to everyone from Adam Brody to En

• Drunksts Latest Victim! (Perez Hilton)

Sew You Think You Can Design? (Pink Is the New)

Sew You Think You Can Design? OMG! IT FINALLY HAPPENED ... OH, THE HORROR ... THE HORROR!!! VICTORIA BECKHAM HAS LAUNCHED AN ALL OUT ATTACK ON THE BEAU

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Baby Talk (Pink Is the New)

Baby Talk GRRRRRRRRRRRR ... I was pretty much finished with my post and then the whole thing got lost ... so I had to re-write the entire thing ... Im

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Be My Baby Tonight (Pink Is the New)

Be My Baby Tonight Woot! Now, I wouldnt label myself a wrestling fan ... er, not anymore. I havent even entertained the idea of watching wrestling si

• Be My Baby Tonight (Pink Is the New)

Rolling Stone's Exclusive Funeral Mixtape

Inspired by news that James Blunt's "Goodbye My Lover" is the song most requested to be played at people's funerals in the U.K., we asked you, our beloved readers, to provide us with a selection of your picks for that fateful day (hoping that in the process we'd be able to prove that we have way better musical taste than our British brethren.) We chose ten of the best suggestions so that we could bring you this exceptional mixtape. Till death do us party! Listen to the whole Till Death Do Us Party mixtape Bob Dylan : "Not Dark Yet" [Listen] The Pogues : "If I Should Fall From Grace With God" [Listen] Lynyrd Skynyrd : "Free Bird" [Listen] Sleater-Kinney : "Funeral Song" [Listen] Oasis : "Live Forever" [Listen] Pink Floyd : "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" [Listen]

• Rolling Stone's Exclusive Funeral Mixtape

Girl Fight (Pink Is the New)

Girl Fight Kevin Federline has yet to release his debut album and hes already turning into quite the diva, it would seem. Over the weekend, K-Fed fled

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Stretched To The Limit (Pink Is the New)

Stretched To The Limit Oh yeah baby ... now this is what Im talking about. I knew that this newly released photoshoot of Britney Spears for the 20th a

• Stretched To The Limit (Pink Is the New)

Weekend To-Do List: DVD Edition

The autumn chill is already in the air, so why not just stay indoors this weekend? What else are you going to do, go out to the movies to see The Wicker Man ? (Ooh, scary! Unless Christopher Lee's in this version, I'm staying home.) Have an outdoor BBQ with your family? Why bother, given all the worthwhile DVDs released this week?
-EW's reviewers especially liked the 20th anniversary Pretty in Pink: Everything's Ducky Edition , even if it is missing the fabled original ending in which Molly Ringwald dances with Jon Cryer at the prom instead of that dweeb Andrew McCarthy.
- Arrested Development fans can finally pick up the third and final (sniff!) season, while everyone else can check it out to see what you missed.
- Desperate Housewives Season 2 isn't so hot, but the dish from other famous TV housewives (like The Waltons ' Michael Learned) is priceless.
-Jennifer Aniston sees how the simple folk live in indie dramedy Friends With Money .
-Finally available on disc is the classic 1964 Italian comedy of sexual manners Seduced and Abandoned .
-Also out is Season One of the HBO's terrific Argentine import Epitafios , an elaborate serial killer thriller.
-So is the first season of hilarious animated superhero spoof The Tick .
-Gregory Hines and Mikhail Baryshnikov's Cold War dance thriller White Nights is better than you remember.
-Finally, a must-see is Double Indemnity , the classic Billy Wilder/Raymond Chandler/James M. Cain noir that was the prototype for virtually all the let's-kill-my-husband-for-the-insurance-money thrillers that have followed. Any movie that can make future My Three Sons dad Fred MacMurray seem edgy and dangerous deserves your respect.

• Weekend To-Do List: DVD Edition